October 29, 2009
If I could only climb this damn tree I know I could eradicate them all myself!!! Since that probably won’t be happening I’ve decided this is a job for Operation Whack-A-Squirrel
Commander Tank are you out there?!?!? I need you to call in your troops and get them over here!!!! I’ve tried to sneak up on them but I think the best approach would be a “Shock and Paw”. Don’t worry if we don’t have enough resources…mom has lots of treats, bones, biscuits and hot dogs here for the troops. I found a big jar of pennies, that should cover the cost of fuel. I will set up a make-shift headquarters in my back yard and start mapping out our plan of attack. I will let you decide if you want to draft the troops or let them volunteer on their own.The only thing left would be a post-war plan…can’t forget that!! We’ve got to accomplish this mission, if the neighborhood cats get to them before us I will never live it down!!!
October 28, 2009
October 22, 2009
October 21, 2009
October 19, 2009
Well, the protest didn't go quite as planned…duckie and I got a bit carried away…..
This one kinda reminds of the Patriots (59) vs. Titans (0) games yesterday…it’s the 4th quarter, game almost over, victory is about to be accomplished…history is about to be made when….
He ALWAYS has to ruin my fun!!!! Stuffing or no stuffing, I’m not surrendering the duck!!!
October 15, 2009
Here is my entry for Dory's Smiley-Fest contest:
This is a picture of me begging mom to share her food with me. If I remember correctly she was eating an apple!!! By the look of my smile you can tell that I got my way…yummy!! Good luck to all the entries!!!
October 14, 2009
October 13, 2009
October 12, 2009
Hello bloggie furiends, anyone still out there?!?! Have you been wondering where I have been for the past 2 WEEKS?!?!? Well, I can tell you where I haven’t been!! I haven’t been blogging or going on my daily walks, I haven’t been to any parks, no ball playing, no frisbee throwing and not nearly as many treats and belly rubs as I am used to!!! I haven’t been traveling the world on a jet plane….I have been here, at home bored and neglected. The only form of exercise I’ve had is my walk out to the lawn to do my “business”!! Oooooh and speaking of the lawn, I’m running out of space out there, Dad!!!! There are so many landmines it’s unsanitary!!!! So today I’ve decided I’m going to send mom on her own little trip to thank her for the past few weeks….a GUILT TRIP, that is!!!! This house has been turned upside down, furniture moved, ‘puter disappeared, new smelly stuff on the walls and worst of all my rug is gone and replaced with a new one. The rug where I would roll around on after I would come in from the rain, or after I ate and needed to wipe my mouth, the one that had all my favorite scents on it, gone without even consulting me first!!! And worst of all, they put gates up so I couldn’t supervise their work!!! Do you know what separation anxiety us dogs can get?!?! I’m probably going to pay dearly for this trip I’m sending mom on, but ‘ya know sometimes us dogs need to stand up for ourselves and demand some respect as well as a decent place to compare pet insurance plans.
When do we get to go out and play in the leaves??!?
OK, this one is going to cost me BIG TIME!!!! After a long day’s work, mom’s exhausted and there I am still waiting for some lovin’. Notice I’m on the couch, BOL!!!!